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watsonly:

onac911:

Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party

i’m sorry but can we please just appreciate this?

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: NezumiPi

Hello, new recruits of S.H.I.E.L.D.

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to our organization and remind you of the awesome responsibility you are about to undertake.  In addition, I would like to clarify a few misconceptions which you may have heard about from senior staff:

• The Helicarrier is not sentient and it is unnecessary to thank it profusely every time a door opens or closes, nor does it need to be regularly “scratched behind the ears”.
• Unicycles are not an acceptable mode of employee transportation.  No exceptions, not even for Agent Barton.
• While Mr. Stark is a valued contractor, he has not ever been granted the title of Supreme Allied Commander and if he wants to retain the title of “mister” he will stop signing his emails that way.
• There is no such title as Burrito Supreme Allied Commander and I swear to god, Stark, if you ever hack into my email again while I’m using it, I will shove a boot so far up your ass you’ll be spitting out shoelaces.]

vegetahimura:

abaldwin360:

samuraibsd:

housewifeswag:

oh you filthy bitch, get in my mouth.

This needs to be inside me.

I want this NOW.

“Oh you filthy bitch, get in my mouth.”

Seconded

thelolbraryblog:

Wanna play the not study game?

Follow this blog for the best new funny pictures every day

feministdisney:

Via the Huffington Post

“Miley Cyrus has received a lot of flak over the past few years for doing exactly what she’s supposed to — grow up.

Cyrus was introduced to the world as a plucky 12-year-old on Disney’s “Hannah Montana” and came of age both on television and in the public eye —…

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

mostlysavory:

Grilled Macaroni and Cheese

yes. please.

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fairytalenewspaper:

I always cry when I see this scene.

ignatius-m:

By HANNAH RAND

• Diane Tran, 17, thrown in jail for one night because of repeated absences from school

• Honours student has been working two jobs to keep family afloat since parents’ divorce

• Has been taking advanced placement and college courses in addition to jobs and missed school due to exhaustion

• Spent the night in jail for truancy

Judge Lanny Moriarty needs to be removed and possibly prosecuted. This is tremendous bullshit.

Also Diane Tran’s parents should be prosecuted for abandoning their children.

doctorwho:

The Doctor and Sherlock Holmes

Not a bad combination

londonphile:

Benedict and Matt presenting the special award! 

sanoblaze:

foxintwilight:

aga4343:

betachan:

shooshington:

captain-4merica:

He is the sweetest person ever

bless this precious man <3

plus, that kid now is surely the most popular at school thanks to him

awwww ~~ <3<3<3

so cute

Teacher: okay class, lets all tell everyone about what we did on our weekend. Billy (for lack of actual name), you can go first.

Billy: I defeated Loki!

Teacher: BILLY! What is the rule about lying?!

Tom Hiddleston: *bursts in* I’LL GET YOU THIS TIME BILLY!

(Source: mad-variables)

simpledisneythings:

Alice in Neverland

teachingliteracy:

booksdirect

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